when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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