Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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