After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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