it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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