sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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