i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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