The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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