yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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