She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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