Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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