All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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