this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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