You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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