the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
