Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
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he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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