Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Randomize
