OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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