i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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