I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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