there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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