Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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