'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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