Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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