Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Ladies don't puke and tell
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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