He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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