Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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