More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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