Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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