At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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