You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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