love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Found the puke drawer
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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