Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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