that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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