Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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