i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
He kissed a someone with a penis
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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