On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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