I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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