Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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