Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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