new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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