I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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