Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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