# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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