You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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