I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
soo... how was my night?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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