His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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