Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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