I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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