i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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