my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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