I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Sorry about my life...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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