Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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