its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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