I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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