2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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